I think that it was the fifth time that we had started this level. The tall grass an indicator of the level of difficulty we would soon have thrown at us. The panda bears could throw giant tornados at you after all. Yes you heard me right, and I just as easily could have mentioned giant barbarians, a catfish the size of a house, deers with diarrhea or oh so much more. This game is real and it is Castle Crashers, the Sit Down Sunday game for this week. ,
Although not a recent title to come out it is one that always leaves you with a good smile as you manage to sit down and play with another. The game doesn’t ask for much from you, get in there and save the princesses, that is all. Yes, plural because the king has four daughters after all. So what kind of wacky crazy game is this you may ask?
Well at its core it is a hack and slash adventure. You can allocate skill points into some different things such as how hard you hit, how hard you can get hit, your speed or archery and last your magic. Most are self-explanatory, but magic does change for each character giving you some variety on the characters that you choose. For instance, the Red Knight shoots lighting as to the Green Knight who puffs out a cloud of acid.
The real charm of this game isn’t that it is just another hack and slash or that it is as difficult as the creators previous game Alien Hominid, but the humor. The art is simple and allows for a lot of over the top set pieces that lead you against absolutely insane enemies at times. In a similar game, you may be in a boss battle and fight a large barbarian, not one the size of a catapult, oh and you also fight a giant battering ram now that I mention it. The bosses are quick and sweet and make you laugh the whole way.
As you and whoever you play with progress you also unlock little animal orbs that follow you around and give you some added bonuses. Like moving through the water faster or the orb may go and pick up coins for you. Plus you unlock more weapons and what game would be complete without that.
When The Behemoth released this game initially in 2008 I played through once, loved it and set it away in my game log as a complete title. Years later I found myself sitting beside others laughing at things that flew over my head at the time and screaming at them when they continued to take all the damn health potions. On top of this, the game has garnered a 10/10 on steam since then, and it isn’t an easy accomplishment to make that many gamers happy.
I believe you can get this title for ten dollars or less these days and if you are simply trying to find a game to play with someone that is less than the price of a single movie ticket in some states. The only downside you may have is that a beatemup title can, of course, get repetitive at times. Anyone who has played through a Gauntlet title knows that after killing the first ten goblins the next thousand really does feel the same. For some, that may be a deal breaker, and for others, that is just more reason to keep playing.
If you are looking for something with a little more meat on it you may want to hold back and give Diablo 3 a try. A game I want to touch on at a later date, but for the quick arcade fun that this game provides I don’t think you can find a better value. All I ask if you do say yes to this game is you have to give their next title a try as well. Battle Block Theater had me laugh so hard I was in tears the first time, but start out with this title and see why these guys always know how to bring you a good time.
Also remember, the princess kiss is totally worth it.